Fairy Lights

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Before you put them away neatly coiled last year you checked them and they worked.

You took them out this year and they have inextricably entangled themselves; and they don’t work.

You wonder why, but you needn’t.  The answer is in the name, Fairy Lights.  It is, of course, the fairies who make them work.

But where ever there are fairies there are hobgoblins and it is their work to sabotage them.

When you pack them away this year my advice is to leave a small piece of goose cheese in with them.  Hobgoblins hate the stuff.

◄ I Blame That Prawn Vindaloo

I Miss The Man That I Used To Be ►


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John Coopey

Sun 8th Dec 2013 21:19

Isobel - I can put you out of your misery. Goose cheese comes from the goose and not the gander.
Lady Ha Ha - Yes indeed. I try to
"speak of things that matter
with words that must be said"

<Deleted User> (10832)

Sat 7th Dec 2013 14:45

My. Nice to see a man worrying about the big issues :)

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Sat 7th Dec 2013 09:27

Goose cheese? I daren't ask where you get that!

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