(A form poem called an anacreontic)

Here I sit broken hearted

Paid a penny; only farted;

Want some cock fun with my wife? 227845;

While you were all reading this

You’ve splashed your turn-ups with your piss;

Thatcher OUT;

COAL NOT DOLE;

Put your nob inside this hole;

Leave your number if you’re black;

NIGGER’S OUT;

-        But he’ll be back;

Make a date here if you’re gay;

2 o’clock next Saturday;

£10 and you dirty git’s can spunk up on my sister’s tit’s;

I’m with Enoch;

He’s for me;

BARNSLEY SHITE;

LUFC;

High School Record – Highest Waz;

Liing fuker;

Kaz4Daz;

FUCK OFF;

Forest rule OK:

POLES OUT send them back today;

Want to see me in my frok? you can if you suk my cock;

SKINS 4 EVER;

KILL ALL BLAKS;

Say No to the bedroom tax.

Con O’Malley of Lisheen has fucked the pope and fucked your queen;

Look to Christ.  The end is near;

Mal’s a monger;

Baz woz ere.