Tickle Cock Lane

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The Council has dropped a right bollock

Upsetting the locals of Cas,

Asserting its nanny correctness,

Re-naming the old underpass;

The planners suggested “Tittle Cott Bridge”

Or summat as bland and inane

But Castleford’s proud of its heritage

So it stays as “Tickle Cock Lane”.

◄ Progress and The Diggy Box

Frowns of Silence ►


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Yvonne Brunton

Mon 25th Feb 2013 00:51

Nowt wrong wi' a bit of tickle me auld cock.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 24th Feb 2013 01:23

As Londoners are known to say:
Wotcher' cock!!

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Ian Whiteley

Sat 23rd Feb 2013 23:16

ah, a cas lad eh John. Well, as they say at t'right side ot common - "there's nowt as queer as cas folk". Liked this one - watch out for a wakey tribute very soon :-)

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