Flash Mob,

We're the greatest gangsters

since the Wild Wild West.

For what we do

we're the very best.

We're the Flash Mob,

We're the Flash Mob.

 

Back in Chi Town they were run by Capone

I prefer to make a racket with my Al CaBone.

Hipsters think the Flash Mob is all about Twitter

but just like Babe Ruth I'm a heavy hitter.

This is a stick up, and I don't mean a gun

and we ain't firing blanks so pardon the pun.

With a mask up top and another down low

hand over your money or we're ready to blow.

 

Flash Mob,

We're the greatest gangsters

since the Wild Wild West.

For what we do

we're the very best.

We're the Flash Mob,

We're the Flash Mob.

 

You can find us in an inner city bank

armed with flexible wrists

and a tendency to wank.

Robbing from the people

that rob from the people.

Shooting banksters in the eye...

*spooge sound effect*

damn that shit is lethal.

 

Flash Mob,

We're the greatest gangsters

since the Wild Wild West.

For what we do

we're the very best.

We're the Flash Mob,

We're the Flash Mob.

 

We're the Flash Mob,

hell yeah I've got a flash nob.

And I point it in the air

before we get the cash robbed.

We're the Flash Mob,

drawing emphasis to the nipple.

To the saloon with our boon

and celebrate with a tipple.

 

Flash Mob,

We're the greatest gangsters

since the Wild Wild West.

For what we do

we're the very best.

We're the Flash Mob,

We're the Flash Mob.