Oh, Penis ooh bi doo

I’m attached to you, Penis, Ooh bi doo

By just one end of two, Penis, Ooh bi doo

I’ll never part from you.

Penis, Penis – oh with your eye so pink

Penis, Penis – I’ve never seen you wink

Penis, Penis – You’re my best friend, I think.

Penis, Penis – oh with your vein so blue

Penis, Penis – I get a bird’s eye view

Penis, Penis – I’ll never part from you.

Penis, Penis – oh with your head of plum

Penis, Penis – I’m glad I’ve no front bum

Penis, Penis – You’re always there beneath my tum.

Penis, Penis – you only have two tricks

Penis, Penis – you’re soft and elastic

Penis, penis – and then you’re hard as builder’s bricks.

You’re mon ami through life’s adventures

Toujours ensemble you and me;

Every day I ask le miroir

“Where shall we go aujourd’hui?”

Penis, Penis – avec ton oeil si rose

Et ooh la la, il apparait si gros

Penis, Penis - Un grand baiser d’eternite.

Penis, Penis – avec ta tete si grosse

Penis, Penis – c’est vraiment quelque chose

Penis, Penis – Un grand baiser d’eternite.

Oh, Penis ooh bi doo

I’m attached to you, Penis, Ooh bi doo

By just one end of two, Penis, Ooh bi doo

I’ll never part from you.