Penis Penis

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Oh, Penis ooh bi doo

I’m attached to you, Penis, Ooh bi doo

By just one end of two, Penis, Ooh bi doo

I’ll never part from you.

 

Penis, Penis – oh with your eye so pink

Penis, Penis – I’ve never seen you wink

Penis, Penis – You’re my best friend, I think.

 

Penis, Penis – oh with your vein so blue

Penis, Penis – I get a bird’s eye view

Penis, Penis – I’ll never part from you.

 

Penis, Penis – oh with your head of plum

Penis, Penis – I’m glad I’ve no front bum

Penis, Penis – You’re always there beneath my tum.

 

Penis, Penis – you only have two tricks

Penis, Penis – you’re soft and elastic

Penis, penis – and then you’re hard as builder’s bricks.

 

You’re mon ami through life’s adventures

Toujours ensemble you and me;

Every day I ask le miroir

“Where shall we go aujourd’hui?”

 

Penis, Penis – avec ton oeil si rose

Et ooh la la, il apparait si gros

Penis, Penis - Un grand baiser d’eternite.

 

Penis, Penis – avec ta tete si grosse

Penis, Penis – c’est vraiment quelque chose

Penis, Penis – Un grand baiser d’eternite.

 

Oh, Penis ooh bi doo

I’m attached to you, Penis, Ooh bi doo

By just one end of two, Penis, Ooh bi doo

I’ll never part from you.

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winston plowes

Sun 27th Jan 2013 03:38

yes, you have done it again John.

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Graham Sherwood

Wed 16th Jan 2013 21:04

Great picture of Debbie John. Don't get too cocky in 2013. As always, a great hoot! Can I request the Urban Spaceman for your next one?

Graham

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Nick Clifton

Wed 16th Jan 2013 12:00

Raise a smile both broad and clean
for the best re-song that I have seen,
(figuratively speaking)
How many column inches should this rate?
10/10 ta muchly, Nick.

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Yvonne Brunton

Tue 15th Jan 2013 23:30

definitely OO la-la.But I'm not overly impressed with the bragging - penis, penis - You've got two of them???!!
Mind you I used to teach a boy whose nickname was Brasso and when I asked why, his mates eagerly told me that it meant a pawnbroker sign as the lad had 3 balls!

tony sheridan

Tue 15th Jan 2013 00:08

Hi John. It takes something special to make me laugh out loud. Well done mate! Take care, Tony.

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Dave Bradley

Mon 14th Jan 2013 22:12

You've done it again John. This will get some comments. Are you working your way through someone's 500 greatest hits?

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 14th Jan 2013 17:36

"Je t'aime" for the New Year...by a stretch!

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