Dawn and Marge were at the cinema ready to watch The Golden Compass,

In the foyer a farmer was causing quite a rumpus.

He'd bought two tickets one for him and one for his chicken Nance,

"No chicks allowed !"So secretly he shoved Nance down his pants.

Sneaked her in and sat next to Dawn and Marge.

The movie started and the chicken's head from the farmer's trousers did discharge.

Dawn spotted this strange thing appear,

Turned to Marge and transmitted her fear.

"Don't worry about it,at your age you will have seen them all Dawn."

"I thought I had,but this one is completely different its eating my popcorn!!"