They say that opposites attract,

I'm pretty undesirable, thats a fact.

I'm a couch potato and love my telly,

I can't see my feet for my beer belly.

I've a wart on my nose and a tattoo on my bust,

A sense of humour but I've lost my lust.

I go out with Gym for a rum,

Call at the greasy spoon to fill my tum.

I drink a gallon and a half a day,

I gamble a lot,what more can I say?

 

I'm looking for a lady half my weight,

Slim and stylish for my date.

With plenty of money for me to gamble,

Who'll pay for my drinks while I pub ramble.

She'll wait in the car till the last round,

And drive me home safe and sound.

A love who's a dab hand at D.I.Y.

A shoulder to lean on while I cry.

I have a smile so dazzling and white,

It soaks in a cup by my bed at night.

I'm completely bald with facial hair,

Dishonest and smelly ,I just don't care.

I smoke forty fags a day,

When I cough and splutter,keep well away.

 

               WARNING !!!

Be careful ladies,whom you date,

As Completely Bald you'd grow to hate.

 

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