Fred and Sally were out for a celebration meal,

'Twas good value,a two for one deal.

An economical way to dine,

Especially as they had no wine.

Sally's meal sadly was the worst she had ever had in her life.

"The chicken was so tough,"she complained,"you can't even cut it with this knife !"

The waitress appologised,"I'm sorry it has created  so much strife,

Would you like me to get you another knife?"