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Zulu the zebra

Zulu was a zebra,just retired from Chester zoo,

Went to live on a farm, the experience was quite new.

She came across a  big fat weird thing,supposedly a cow,

Who had just  filled a bucket full of milk and was making quite a row.

She then saw this strange white thing who had just laid an egg.

"Hello I'm a friendly chicken and my name is Peg."

Zulu was soon settled and the farm she did prefer,

Then she met this handsome beast that almost looked like her.

"I am a stallion,"said the stallion"Waw!"said Zulu"What do you do?"

"Take off your pyjamas darling and I'll quickly show you!"

 

 

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Bronislow Kowalski ►

Comments

tony sheridan

Wed 3rd Oct 2012 21:30

More please Hugh. A laugh is a tonic for the soul. Take care, Tony.

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Harry O'Neill

Wed 3rd Oct 2012 21:05


Believe it or not I was passing Flint (wales) the other week and ther was a circus cum fair
on and a zebra grazing in a field with horses.

(which only goes to show that you can get sex into anything)

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Nichola Burrows

Wed 3rd Oct 2012 00:53

Laugh..... love it. one of my cheeks are aching from laughing, the one I landed on when i fell off the bed. Anthony I wait in anticipation to hear what you would call your pet dalmation.

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 3rd Oct 2012 00:35

Then there was the cyclist who hit a zebra crossing when hurrying to see a horse race.
Keep them coming Hugh. Laughter is a great
antidote to today's doom and gloom.

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Anthony Emmerson

Tue 2nd Oct 2012 16:35

Hi Hugh,

I'm enjoying you witty ditties. Coincidentally I once had a pet zebra - I called him Spot.

Regards,
A.E.

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