Devour and Crunch
There once were two cannibals called Devour and Crunch,
Who were sat at a table demolishing their lunch.
Devour said,"I don't like my mother-in-law!"
"Never mind, " said Crunch, "just eat the veg."
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M.C. Newberry
Wed 3rd Oct 2012 00:16
I can hear Ken Dodd cracking this in a show!
Creating a chuckle in verse is a gift...keep at it!