Don't....And You Won't...

 

Do not go for a walk

And aloud do not talk

As the thieves are all around

And you’ll easily be found.

 

Do not sin, you’ll get the AIDS

And will walk on the edge of blades.

 

Don’t eat nuts or something solid

As your teeth will be soon spoiled.

 

Don’t run quickly, you can fall,

Won’t be able to walk at all.

 

Do not sit, take care of your ass,

It hemorrhoids can possess.

 

Do not lie as you’ll fray your hip,

Do not lie as you’ll get a pip.

 

Don’t give birth, you tear inside

And your vagina will be wide.

 

Do not kiss, you’ll get an infection,

It will pass to your affection.

 

Do not speed your lovely car,

Can get into a crash if you didn’t so far.

 

Do not love as love is hazy,

You’ll go blind or go crazy.

 

Do not swim ‘cause you can drown

And the bottom will be your town.

 

Do not breathe as you’ll be choked by smog,

Jog won’t help you and you won’t be agog.

 

Do not read as you’ll spoil your eyes

And won’t see the paradise.

 

Do not live, it’s really hard,

It’s not a walk on the boulevard.

 

Do not die, you’ll be forgotten

And a grave is so rotten.

 

Don’t be born, you won’t have problems,

And …you won’t hear my naughty poems.

 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 30th of September, 2012

 

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Lynn Dye

Sat 6th Oct 2012 22:40

Hi Larisa, I like this too. Everything we do could be dangerous, good theme for a poem, even though we have to live life and take risks anyway. All the best, Lynn xx

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Larisa Rzhepishevska

Sun 30th Sep 2012 23:53

It's so nice to meet you Tony and....to hear the words of wisdom.

tony sheridan

Sun 30th Sep 2012 20:23

If you move.....you are IN DANGER!!! Like this. Take care, Tony.

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