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Who Ate All The Pies?

 

Hey, who ate all the pies?

I’m not saying you are fat

But the last three tarts are gone.

My tin’s empty, fancy that!

 

Say, who ate all the pies?

It is not that you are plump.

Someone’s had a midnight feast

And is asking for a thump!

 

Right, who ate all the pies?

Though you’re clearly not obese,

How can you tell such fibs?

I shall call the pie-police!

 

Yes, who ate all the pies?

I don’t mean you are chunky.

No one else it could have been

So just own up, you monkey!!!

 

So who ate all the pies?

I never said you are vast.

You flatter I’m a good cook?

Such treachery – I’m aghast!

◄ Crescent Moon (Rewrite)

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Lynn Dye

Wed 3rd Oct 2012 10:22

Thank you very much to everyone :o)

Good point, Harry, if you tell someone five times they are not fat... !!

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Dave D Poet Rhumour

Mon 1st Oct 2012 11:14

Great fun poem Lynn - I'm glad I'm not in the frame as I couldn't out run the pie police! ;) Best wishes, Dave

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Anthony Emmerson

Sun 30th Sep 2012 10:40

Lynn.

I insist you STOP writing poems about me! The last time I went to the beach the lifeguards aaked if I would move, as the tide was waiting to come in! :(

Regards,
A.E.

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Harry O'Neill

Wed 26th Sep 2012 20:47



Lyne,
A nice - roundabout - way of telling someone that they are fat

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Hugh

Tue 25th Sep 2012 10:06

Pies from Holand's you can buy,
Lets have a collection for Lynn Dye.
Pies mysteriously vanished from her abode,
We all look forward to the next e pie sode.
A suspect has been arrested by the pie-police,
Community service meated on his release.
For 30 hours he must try,
To cook a pie as good as Lynn Dye.

Your tasty poem ins pie red me to write this sequel.

tony sheridan

Mon 24th Sep 2012 20:02

Have you been talking to my wife Lynn? I raid the fridge and pie/cake tins for a midnight feast. She say's to me "I see you've been midnight feasting again Tony!!" Take care, Tony.

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 24th Sep 2012 14:55

A chuckle-fest...and food for thought :-)
""Anyone nicking your pies
Should be tried at the next assize!"

<Deleted User> (6895)

Mon 24th Sep 2012 09:15

We had good laugh at this one Lynn.xx

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