Tom was a taxi driver on his way to pick up a nun,
He'd always wanted to kiss one thought it would be fun.
So he picked her up and looked her in the eye,
Asked her if she wouldn't mind giving it a try.
She asked him if he was married or a Catholic,
He said "No,neither,"this did the trick.
He pulled over to the side and embraced her in a snog,
But suddenly he burst into tears and felt as sick as a dog.
"Why are you crying?"asked the nun." "Well I'm Catholic and I'm wed!"
"That's no problem,I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Fred!"