A Cup

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A  Cup

 

She was young and she was slim

Not much meat packed in her sleek skin

But the whisperings of a surge

Of life’s procreative urge

Were looming high on her horizon now.

 

Oh, pity this poor lovelorn lass

Whom life’s sweet pleasure’s sure to pass.

She has no curves in any place

To bring a glint to suitors face.

She feels that life will leave her flat somehow.

 

But wait, her eye perchanced to fall

Upon an advert, square and small:-

“Let silicon your life renew –

You’ll find men waiting in a queue”

All eager for to plight their troth I trow.

 

With lips a-trembling, heart a-quiver

She waits for surgeon to deliver.

Oh, will she find that when she wakes up

She’s gone to Double-D from A-Cup?

Hope swelling high on her horizon now.

 

Yvonne Brunton

 

 

 

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Gus Jonsson

Wed 18th Apr 2012 10:51

Very uplifting in a downsized sorta way...

well done I enjoyed it.

Gus x

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alisonsmiles68@gmail.com

Mon 16th Apr 2012 13:05

On a second read I can't stop giggling at the "She feels that life will leave her flat somehow". Hehehehehe. Beautifully crafted!

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Sun 15th Apr 2012 16:46

So young? The need to be big-breasted? There are scores to settle with unconscionable businesses who brainwash our youth. But we have to get the idiot adult women first. Good subject, Yvonne; surely, it qualifies as 'political'.

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Sat 14th Apr 2012 08:08

at first I thought, what a funny title, a-ha my slow lonely little grey cell noticed. CLANG! that was the penny dropping. Back ache on the way for your slim waif - great idea and so beautifully put. Enjoyment or even pleasure came my way today, Ta muchly, Nick.

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John Coopey

Fri 13th Apr 2012 19:33

Ha ha, Yvonne.
The down-side to this is that when you're sunbathing you can't get your arms by your side. (A perpetual problem for my wife!)
In a similar vein I did one called "Liposuction" a little while ago as I tried to kill two birds with one stone!

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