The First, The Second, The Third

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  • The first: I went to bed with your wife.

The second: How do you like the first?

The third: She wants to stay with me.

-The first: I don’t live with my wife.

The second: She has AIDS.

The third: How do you like the second?



Do you think that

A toilet bowl is just a hole

For your feces

Or for your ass?

It can be a place for your face.

When you celebrate

A  New Year or something else.

You keck  all the snack

Feeling a release

And then….you just sneeze.

Please, don’t take it seriously!

Those words were told deliriously.


©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 30th of November, 2011



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M.C. Newberry

Thu 1st Dec 2011 12:32

I liked the first lines for their "in your face" dark humour. Ouch!!

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Patricia and Stefan Wilde

Wed 30th Nov 2011 21:17

Hi lovely Larisa.

Oh the times I have hung
inebriated over the bowl
following New Years celebrations-
never again!

Hanging over the bowl I mean-
not the celebrating,
I,m not that Scroogey!

Good poem!

hope you are shhhmashhhingly well!

Patricia and Stef.xx

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