The First, The Second, The Third
- The first: I went to bed with your wife.
The second: How do you like the first?
The third: She wants to stay with me.
-The first: I don’t live with my wife.
The second: She has AIDS.
The third: How do you like the second?
Do you think that
A toilet bowl is just a hole
For your feces
Or for your ass?
It can be a place for your face.
When you celebrate
A New Year or something else.
You keck all the snack
Feeling a release
And then….you just sneeze.
Please, don’t take it seriously!
Those words were told deliriously.
©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)
The 30th of November, 2011
M.C. Newberry
Thu 1st Dec 2011 12:32
I liked the first lines for their "in your face" dark humour. Ouch!!