Bite, chomp, munch, chew, nothing else for us to do.

Deep fry, beef stew, burgers, chips and ketchup too.

Eat it all, eat it now, fish, chicken, pig and cow.

Get fat, stand still, overload, feel ill.

Get fat die young, munching on a Chelsea bun.

Spit roast, French toast, cholesterol at it's very most.

Fat and grease on carbohydrate, watch them pupils start to dilate.

Krispee Kreme and Gregg's the baker, send 'em to the undertaker.

Stop by Starbucks, KFC, next stop gluttony.

The meat from off the camel's back, next stop heart attack.

Travel less, sit more, deep fried mars bar? Hardcore!

Wash it down with coke and milkshake, don't think of it as a mistake.

Grab, shove, scoff, gobble, grow, bulge, walk, wobble

Less talk, more grub, restaurant, diner, caff, pub.

Dig yourself a shallow grave, be a Subway sandwich slave.

You won't have your rights again, you're now part of the food chain.

Bite, chomp, munch, chew, nothing else for us to do.

Deep fry, beef stew, burgers, chips and ketchup too.

Eat it all, eat it now, fish, chicken, pig and cow.

Get fat, stand still, overload, GET KILLED!