(Bugger Political Correctness....

      .......and anyway, a true story about my mate Glen.

'E read 'is paper front to t'back

I sez to 'im “Tha mu'n't”

A man should read 'is newspaper

Allus t'back to t'front.

You start wi' all the footy news-

Which manager's fo' t'sack

Then t'cricket scores and t'oss-racing

Then start advancin' back.

It's very 'ard to tell these days

Now everything's PC

Which side a fella's batting for

(At least it is to me!).

But papers are significant;

The only people skimmin'

A newspaper from t'front to t'back

Are batty boys and women”.