Vertav Alle Ze Vishiz Gon?
(with apologies to Marlene Deitrich)
Vertav alle ze vishiz gon?
Long time passink
Vertav alle ze vishiz gon?
Long time ago
Vertav alle ze vishiz gon?
Otta ettam ezri one
No mor vill zay return
No mor vill zay return
Comments
You have the pond. Why not keep an otter?
You could then have your own "Ring of Bright
Water". And no mink would bother you either!
Finally got rid of my otter. It ate my last fish last night.
Bastard otter! Bastard mink!
One garden pond for sale.
John
True poetry burns brightly in the heart of a guy who can lose a thousand quids worth of fish and write a funny poem about it...
You get my vote...cheers!
I wish you wouldn't keep carping on about the fish JC.
<Deleted User> (6315)
Sat 5th Nov 2011 11:45
Oh dear..Carpe de vish...and..still laughing at Harry's comment..your poor fish John..yet, imortalised is song, what a tribute ;) x
The picture with your poem indicates the perils of feeding steroids to goldfish!Whoever done it "otter" know better, guv! But I can just imagine a Berlin-version of TheBrothers Four singing this.
I'd trained this one for Penicure. I'll have to train up the otter now!
Console yourself, John...Some happy otter is
snuggling up to her boy-friend singing:
Fallink in luv aken
belly vull of vish
Darlink vot you vish
...I can`t `elp it.
By the way: The size of the bloody thing! What is it - an embarrassed shark? (blushing because you`re holding it)
Bastard otter! Bastard mink.
Ate up all my carp, I fink!
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Martin Peacock
Tue 6th Dec 2011 10:12
Ah hum and yes I love it. Naughty li'l otter. Naughty! an' thanks ever so for liking me own efforts bud. Yowza!