JINGLE ONE

 

(After wondering whether God had a sense of humour)

 

God`s got a sense of humour

It`s plain as it can be.

That God`s got a sense of humour

Is there for all to see.

God`s got a sense of humour,

A marvellous sense of humour,

A wonderful sense of humour,

Or how could he love me?

 

 

 

JINGLE TWO

 

(After listening to a fellow poet reading his `lusting after schoolgirls` poem)

  

That God`s got a sense of humour

Is undeniably true,

And to put the point past argument

I offer this to you:

God`s got a sense of humour,

He must have a sense of humour,

He must be all sense of humour,

`Cause he loves Adrian too.