Rzhepicks
May be I am not as strong as it seems to be,
But I am not as weak as someone wants me to be.
It’s not the question of whom to marry,
It’s the question what to do with the rest:
Gary. Larry, Barry, Jerry……
A drunken man shouted as his voice allowed:
Where am I? I feel like to cry!
You are in Soho square if to be fair.
Hell with nicety ! Tell me the city!
Clean apartment, delicious meal –
These are the signs of tremendous strength of will
With working computer, unlimited internet
You do not forget about the bedroom set and public debt.
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Young, beautiful, tender, slender…
The best in cooking,
The best in hosting,
For no one is looking.
Just boasting!
Forbid Viagra for those who have podagra!
Let the pensioners have a good sleep!
Let them their life keep!
Hello! Is it the right number?
He: Well, Ann! With a johny I don’t feel so much horny.
And…using any condom it’s not a treason.
She: Well, with a silencer I'll be just a trespasser but not a murderer.
Why should I cry? What for?
My make up costs much more.
©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)
The 29th of October, 2011
Lynn Dye
Wed 2nd Nov 2011 15:12
Hi Larisa, really enjoyed reading these. (I'm a bit slow catching up because I broke the screen on my laptop!) These are funny, and I have to agree with Stef's comment about not knowing what to expect - and like you, I don't always know where mine are taking me either!!
Love, Lynn xx