Choosing a character in beat em up games
You could be a Russian ballerina with high heels
With high kicks of steel
A sumo wrestler with flabby muscles
Who slaps and wrestles you until you cant resist
Or a bitchy pretty young blond who seals your knockout with a kiss
Or even a karate guy with a Mohawk or a quif
Who smokes a spliff as he stands over your broken body
Oddly enough you can be a 14 year old japanese girl with French platts
How weird is that?
A rastafarri guy with a square jaw
Or a fly black guy
A woman with biggest naturals boobs ever
Whos really clever
And has an ass you never forget ever
Who punches like a boxer
And couldn't be foxier
With long flowing hair drooooool!
Or dark vampire guy who's cool
Or a weird looking freaky beast man
Or a Chinese woman who's fires a .hundred kicks a minute
Or a muscly hunk of a dimwit who hits the hardest!
A mysterious man with a mask
Who knocks you out before you ask why
A freaky alien samurai fighter
A devilish cat girl who's frighteningly fast
An ogre who's too hard to flatten
A old monk who's drunken moves are in a confusing pattern
A cop who is after a robber on the selection screen
A thug, a violent criminal
Whos ugly and mean
A capoira brazilian woman who's a dream
A dashing young man
Who's a thick, I mean kick boxer!
And finally a taekwondo expert
Who kicks you into oblivion
And the secret boss
Who you are at a loss to find
This poem could go on but never mind
I am sure your find someone you like
Or buy another fighting game or just take a hike!
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