I ordered a new bed for the spare room,

We assembled it Saturday night.

I said, "Wasn't I good to buy you a bed?"

As well I thought I might.

 

"So I should think with your snoring,"

Ungraciously replied he.

He was bored with taking himself off

In the early hours to a settee.

 

I woke at five on Sunday morning,

Snoring his head off was he.

So guess who tried the new bed first?

Yes, indeed, it was me!

 

 

MUSICAL BEDS

 

I guess I was snoring too loud again,

You've gone to the spare room, that much is plain,

To sleep on your own for a bit.

Now as I am waiting for sleep to bloom,

I hear your snores clearly from the next room,

So now who's loud, you cheeky git!!