On the first day, God created cocaine
He had to try sample it of course
"Thoust who sniff this shall frazzle their brain!"
But just to make sure he tried it again
On the seconbd day, he created women
he had to sample of course
"Curse them who do this act outside marriage!"
On the second day God was married
Day 3, one of his finest, he created man!
"Let him be as strong as I am!"
"He will create then destroy the world!"
"and he shall overuse cocaine and girls!"
The fourth was ingenius, he created heaven
"This shall be my eternal home!"
"Those who behave shall dwell in this place"
"Those who rave shall clean this place!"
On the fifth day God had a rest
he got bored and discovered oral sex
"Any person who doth perform on their knees!"
"Shall be ridden with a contagious disease!"
On day 6 he wrote the bible
"People must know how great I was!"
"I will create a prophet to spread the word!"
"So people know I created their world!"
On the final day he took it off
Got extremely bored and created day time tv
"This be for students and the unemployed!"
"As pointless as them, the world's void!"