The fairer, the sweeter the smarter by far

intuitive, cute and astute

That women are nicer, more able than men

is impossible now to refute

they're built with compassion and reason and hope

with loyalty, faith and resolve

their clear understanding and caring instinct

as protection and nurture involve

Oh yes they're most clearly on a higher plane

a superior force without doubt

reassuringly calm in the face of a storm

with plenty of wits kept about

but despite all these assets and facets and things

I do not envy them in one way

for what they endure for a week every month

is price that is too high to pay

Yes I'm afraid I'm contented to lack

what the premier gender assumes

that we men so covert.. but I'll tell you this

I'd not swap a ball for 10 wombs!