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Apparantley, the penis is the centre of the universe

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The penis is the centre of the universe

I site the case of the maypole
hero
worship
Or a Beckham goal-
He bangs em in,
To waiting nets
The posts, the thighs,
the mesh, fishnets
To a raptures applause
Clicked castanets
Scores
in underwear huge
And in everything phallic
Like big silver rocket
Like snooker cue
Ball and socket
Fucking up at the sky
And in everything penis
In rhyming songs
Sexual Venus seeked
Something on which to ride
And witch, a wooden stick
upon heaven to glide,
applied acid,
but the trip never good,
as a good ol bit,
of real man wood
and even in death
cometh life
from the spurting spout
millions swimming
as monoliths mark
ones left behind
in headstone
man built a throne
to worship
Penis
Envy
Penis crave
Penis play
Penis pave
The way for pro create
From the first time leaner
To the banging gate
“Did you bang her gate mate?”
Well done
Disaster
Half-cocked attempt
At becoming the master
Of it all
So make up with lip gloss
And vacuum machine
a kick from the ones in the teens
And cars
And the ‘know what ya means’
Big engines
And peep hole bras
Show a nipple the same shape
Appeals to the void
lots going on underneath, Mr Freud.

◄ alcohol

'simple pleasures flick super switches' ►

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Francine

Sat 23rd May 2009 04:43

J'adore la photo...
j'étais tellement concentré sur toi que je n'avais même pas remarqué le dessin à côté... tout de suite...
Tu me fais rire - tu es marrant ; )

Pete Crompton

Sun 13th Jul 2008 19:13

Jeff, yea
I did a few 'between set' fillers, also just wanted to have fun. what with the new beckham underwear ad n all.

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Jeff Dawson

Sun 13th Jul 2008 14:30

Hi Pete, very good made me laugh, you would have enjoyed Mia's play the other night!

Yes, will make another great live performance, maybe you could make interesting use of a mic for this one! cheers Jeff

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clarissa mckone

Sun 13th Jul 2008 04:34

I love that pic, always have, you look so naughty. So I agree with Zuzanna on the reading out loud of this poem, it will have them rolling on the floor. I have never been able to grasp crude sexual comments, and found it less then appealing. As for vacumes, I hear thats not so fun after all. But I guess I could see why a guy would try it.Yes size does matter, but I dont want one hanging between my legs all the time. So I dont envy it, they are just good for a thrill ride once in a while. great poem! but a better pic

<Deleted User> (4281)

Fri 11th Jul 2008 18:59

HI, Pete

I found your poem quite amusing! All about that male organ...eh..?
It was fun to read this write. I think if you do the open microphone presentation;
You will make people laugh!

Thank you,
Zuzanna

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