(I don't often do political stuff)

I stood opposed to this in every way -

That’s Cameron’s threat to public holidays;

The essence of the Tory plan’s

To undermine the working man

And scrap one Labour first began

That’s in the month of May.

My views have changed though now, I have to say,

Once the explanation came my way;

The new alternative’s a boon

The working man would take in June;

So I look forward very soon

To Steak and Blow-Job Day.