Was it for thee
Was it not for thee that I lay
With straggled legs
Aching heart
And heaving breasts
Was it not for thee that I toiled
With caresess fair
Stroking hair
And beating chest
Was it not for thee that I conceived
With lusting heart
Orgasm's deep
Memories to keep
Yes to thee this was so
Then why on earth are we
On this show
To all the world we will be known!
Yes to thee this was so
My DNA in disrepute
To detect a lie
Who is this other guy?
Yes to thee this was so
A son, a heir
Did I give to thee
That lead to this tragedy
JEREMY KYLE
To him did you go
JEREMY KYLE
To him did you go
Open the envelope
Reveal the truth
No ducking stool
To all the world you are the fool
Leave to the right
Leave to the left
No more to meet
In the middle of the night
Another day another show
Innocence proved
Imbeciles must go
Leave depart you are no more!
Trust is like gold
And never to be sold
On trashy TV
Courting celebrity.
Isobel
Sat 12th Feb 2011 09:15
Yes I love both prior comments and would thoroughly agree with the quirkiness of using old language and very modern themes.
You are a master of stand up comedic poetry Chris. I so envy your ideas and ability to write this stuff - it is so entertaining, especially heard live.