Is It To Annoy?.....
Is it to annoy do you think?
Cos it’s enough to drive you to the brink
Of hopelessness and frustration
Tailbacks and queues
Car horns and fumes
Polluted air
Mingled with
Feelings of despair
Another temporary traffic light
As landed on the streets of planet Earth
Can’t concentrate
How long does it take?
To travel a quarter of a mile
Two stinking hours
No sign of a smile
Because everyone’s pissed off
We’ve all had enough of man and his shovel
Digging up trouble
Another temporary traffic light
As landed on the streets of planet Earth
Grabbing his sign
He quickly turns it from green to red
Vexing me further
Messing with my head
Menacing eyes grinning sneering face
His one main aim is to kill my pace
Power in his vile hands
To stop the flow
To were ever I may want to go
Another temporary traffic light
As landed on the streets of planet Earth
Exhausted and weary
Worn out and knackered
Senses shattered
He’s turning it now from red to green
Hurry up you bastard let it be seen
Celein Dion on Radio one
“Near far were ever you are”
I Don,t bloody know
A diversion on show
Another temporary traffic light
Has landed on the streets of planet Earth
Acceleration at long long last
Maybe it’s over and the blockage has passed
Screeching ahead monster truck growls
He's coming straight for me
For Christ's sake
Bang on the brake... bang on the brake
Panic attack prepare to die
He’s gone to the left as l open one eye
Still living l breathe out a sigh
Of relief and deliverance
I can’t take anymore
Next time he wants fish and chips
He’ll have to go.
<Deleted User> (7789)
Thu 23rd Sep 2010 12:56
I love it when traffic lights don't work at junctions, and then you can just edge out and then go on your way with no delay. I wonder if anyone's considered abolishing traffic lights (normal ones I mean. Those temporary ones will just have to remain, otherwise there'd be lots of reversing to be done by whoever backs down..!)