Are you a narcisst

Do you pose in pictures on your own?

Think you have pouting sensous lips and eyes of marble stone/

Do you take ass and make it into class?
Do you look in the mirror and can't tear your eyes away?

and  you can't find a partner worthy enough of you

Have you got a blue steel look or Marilyn Monroe pose?

Do you have to many clothes?

Do your friends all think your great?

Do you always arrive fashionably late?

Are you so fabulous and gorgeous

that people want to get you undressed cause your birthday suites the best!

and peopel fantasise about getting you in bed

and giving you head!!!

Do you have no equal?

and the movie about your life should have a sequal

with you in the starring role!

Do have so much talent you can't control

then maybe your a narcisst God bless your soul

cause your deluded

◄ you make stories

Daniel (pschosis at 16) ►


<Deleted User> (7789)

Sun 23rd Jan 2011 13:53

We would all like to be narcissists though if we could. I wish I could be - altho admittedly I probably was a bit when i was younger!!

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Sat 22nd Jan 2011 23:06

Then I'm an idiot for not realising that Dan and I will happily add you to my FB friends and get you to take my piccie if we ever meet! ;)x

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Daniel Hooks

Sat 22nd Jan 2011 22:12

Hi Isobel the poem is a spoof and a meant to be funny or humouress i hope it suceeds in its aims it was brought about by one of my female friends joking that she was an narcisst and I wrote it for her for a giggle


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Sat 22nd Jan 2011 18:13

I can't. I have too many clothes and my friends think I'm great. They wouldn't be my friends if they didn't :)
I'm very punctual though cos I see it as disrespectful to others not to be - so perhaps I'm not a total narcissist.
I can see elements in the poem that would be very objectionable in others - I can't see the motivation in writing such a poem though. I would just say let them get on with it - they're not ruining my life.

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kealan coady

Sat 22nd Jan 2011 18:04

i can confidently say no to all the aboves but i can more confidently say yes to the greatness of this poem. it has a deserving disgust at the perpatrators of the theme

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