Do not protest!

As it’s the best!

After doing nothing

To have a good rest.

                  ***

A soul wants a picture,

An ass - an adventure.

                ***

I am always polite,

And think I am right.

When I send him to hell

I always recall and ask

If he is well.

                ***

There is something absolutely English

In the words like Polish, Spanish, Turkish…..

                ***

Take it as a rule:

Break pregnancy

Before the intimacy.

                        ***

Alcohol kills slowly.

Don’t worry!

I am not in a hurry.

                       ***

Pessimist thinks all women are whores.

Optimist that statement adores.

                        ***

His bladder works like a good clock

But … without alarm it’s a shock.

                        ***

©Larisa Rzhepishevska

January the 18^th, 2011