Singles evening at Tesco's, I see you
Far off, by the tomatoes, I see you
The shop is full of beautiful women.
You're better than all of those, I see you.
Elusive, I follow you through the store.
Persistent, for my heart knows, I see you.
I lose you, then find you by Medicines.
Buying anti-tapeworm dose, I see you.
I close in, as you return to the Veg.
I rehearse a manly pose, I see you.
But no, you're chatting to that hunky man.
Standing by the potatoes, I see you.
Oh dear, he has a Porsche in the car park.
Dave, get real. Her face it goes, “I see you”.
Just a bit of fun - I'm not single and have never been to a supermarket singles session.