Singles evening at Tesco's, I see you

Far off, by the tomatoes, I see you

 

The shop is full of beautiful women.

You're better than all of those, I see you.

 

Elusive, I follow you through the store.

Persistent, for my heart knows, I see you.

 

I lose you, then find you by Medicines.

Buying anti-tapeworm dose, I see you.

 

I close in, as you return to the Veg.

I rehearse a manly pose, I see you.

 

But no, you're chatting to that hunky man.

Standing by the potatoes, I see you.

 

Oh dear, he has a Porsche in the car park.

Dave, get real. Her face it goes, “I see you”.

 

Just a bit of fun - I'm not single and have never been to a supermarket singles session.