Biting the Bullet
In biting the bullet
pissed
I missed
shot myself in the head instead.
Now down
numb
on the ground.
Fucking bullet
Comments
Its a bugger when that happens!! Love it Laura, great little read, cheers Jeff
I think you'll find that both versions of the great-value-for-money Bullets are technically vibrators, rather than dildos.
Ahem.
Now that you've said that though, I can see a whole other dimension to my OWN WORDS! *gasp* (*moan, pant* etc...)
I was thinking of a dildo, actually. Perhaps that's just me.
ray - what kind of bullet are you thinking of?!
Is this as rude as I think it is?
Thanks again folks
Antonionionionionio - I don't usually say, but yeh, it would be the English version. If I was angry, it'd be 'pissed off', eh? And that'd NEVER work ;p
<Deleted User> (7789)
Thu 30th Sep 2010 10:51
I like the ambiguity of 'pissed' - either the American or English meaning would work. I suspect tho that as we're in England, it's the English meaning, which is the funnier of the two...!
Yes - I've had a good chuckle too. I misread it to start off with and thought you were talking about pissing in the wrong direction and hitting yourself midstream - I thought it was an odd thing for a woman to do...
I'm loving all the different angles on this theme - pardon the pun. x
Cheers all - wasn't going to put this up, glad I did now :)
I've been trying not to comment (after the first few) since I'm running this thing, but had to log in to say what a laugh this gave me. This may not win, but it's great.
Greatstuff!!
Love it!
If you wish to post a comment you must login.
Isobel
Sat 2nd Oct 2010 10:52
Tee hee - I like it even more now I understand it. You are so naughty Laura - and we are all so dim. I'm sure no-one who went before had a clue what they were loving! LOL I just love the mischief in it. xx