UNDERWATER WORLD

By the Urban Poet

An underwater house

In an underwater world

With underwater guys

And underwater girls

In a subterranean homesick land

Where mermaids take you by the hand

Their bodies gyrating to water music

With a strong backbeat

you can shake your booty

Some of those maids 

are raunchy fish

But not in it for the money

If you get my drift

So if you fancy copping off

With a girl with a tail

Who has long blond hair

and an oily scale

Grab your wetsuit 

and diving gear

An oxygen tank

and come and live down here

And if you promise

not to take advantage 

You can be just like

The man from Atlantis

From ‘Rhymes and Reasons’

By Rick Varden