Go in the loo, do number two

Won’t flush away, poo in the loo

You wait a day, reflush the loo,

can’t see the poo, shout a big ‘Phew!’

Look back in loo, still in the loo

Somehow it grew, eyes times two

Poo in the loo, looking at you

Face turns blue. What can you do?

To wit, to woo, you say to poo,

‘Fancy a brew? Often come here do you?’
Not getting through, using your shoe,

scoop out the poo, poop out the loo

Stick in your spoon, you have a chew

Eat your shit, last night’s vindaloo

Tastes like shit, well whoever knew?

Serves right you, eating poo in the loo!