Privilege smells of wet dog

And grouse moor fog

And Jacob Rees Mogg

It’s an enduring trait

 

Gravy stained Old School ties

Pink chinos, button flies

Entitlement never dies

If delivered on a plate

 

Never reveal any distress

Got something wrong? don’t confess

Embrace chaos, the Eton Mess

Deny, deflect, obfuscate

 

Surround yourself with old school chums

Redistribute the pick of the plums

Off the table there may be crumbs

For sycophants who wait

 

Favour the rich, protect their wealth

Asset strip and acquire by stealth 

Concern yourself with self, self, self

You have me to emulate

 

Play Russian roulette with oligarchs

Stay in the swim with thieves and  sharks

Let them keep their motives dark

Take time to wipe the slate

 

Avoid encounters with the working class

Any grievances they have will pass

It’s your vocation to amass

Suffice for the estate

 

Remember this above all

Pride always first, forget the fall

A hubristic character is all

It’s what makes Britain Great