I know you conceived me but here’s your surprise

I gurgle so sweet but there’s mischief in my eyes

Once I’m clean and the Sudocreme’s on then I play my Ace

Before the nappy’s back I take / best / aim for my daddy’s face

So the joke’s on him

Now he’s soaked to the skin

Cos I’ve changed my smile

Now I‘m evil and vile

I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.

Oh yeah!

He spits and splutters but daddy continues; he undeterred

He smiles and he whispers but I think that daddy’s say-ing some naughty words

He gets me clean and dry

Daubs on more Sudocreme

When I shoot him in the eye

With a fresh projectile stream

I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles.