Sir Tom is clearly not having one bit

Of attempts to stop rugby fans singing his hit.

Stories have always been related in song -

Love, lust and loss - and who done who wrong.

 

Sultry Lena Horne, as if somehow in the know,

Sings "Frankie and Johnny" - and why Johnny had to go!

While Johnny Cash brings dark tones to linger upon

The terminal tidings of why "Delia's Gone"

 

Closing this detour to the downside of life

Ladies and Gents - don't forget "Mack the Knife"!

So, Sir Tom - stand firm and stay strong

And don't let the woke folk do Delilah wrong!

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