Thunderbirds are go!

I used to love that bloody show

Many years ago when I was a kid

Watching that programme was all I did

 

The main character was Jeff Tracy

But the one I liked was quite a bit racey

She had long blonde hair and deep blue eyes

So beautiful that I just used to cry

Every time she came on my TV screen

Even when I was in my teens

 

She was my very first love, it is no lie

For Lady Penelope  I would have given my life

But it eventually dawned on me

that she was a puppet

Me mates thought I was a right muppet

 

But it suited me really that

we were never a match

As I preferred relationships…

With no strings attached!