Have you heard of the new pandemic 
that’s sweeping across the nation
The place where it’s most contagious 
is your local petrol station 

People have reported some symptoms 
sweating whilst filling up their car
Feeling sick when paying for their fuel 
these are the most common signs by far 

So next time you fill up with petrol
if you feel sweaty, sick and anxious 
You may have contracted it too 
the new strain of Car Owner Virus