BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

To start the day like a champion

You should start the day with a shag,

A hand-lowered shite of 6lb weight,

A can of Long Life and a fag.

🌷(5)

◄ THE LONGEST DAY

THE BALLAD AND SALUTARY TALE OF WAYNE, WAYNETTA AND CHARLENE ►

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John Coopey

Sun 26th Jun 2022 23:03

Thanks, MC.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 26th Jun 2022 14:43

Feels like the "pay-off" to a performance on stage. If this had
come from one of those "Beat" poets back in the day, it would've
been eulogised fervently. 😎

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John Coopey

Sat 25th Jun 2022 09:40

One does one’s best, Kevin, to push back the boundaries of high brow literature.
And thanks for the Like, Pete.

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kJ Walker

Sat 25th Jun 2022 07:47

Nice one John.
We need more class like this on this site, and some of the younger members of the site could learn a lot if they read more of your fantastic musings.
I must say though, being a nonsmoker I don't know about starting the day with a fag.

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John Coopey

Fri 24th Jun 2022 23:00

In truth, Stephen, I only ever mastered the last three.

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Stephen Gospage

Fri 24th Jun 2022 21:56

Quite agree, John. This could put you in line for the Costa prize (or Caffe Nero), if there is any justice. I rarely got past the first step, mind you.

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John Coopey

Fri 24th Jun 2022 14:30

Thankyou, Kevin. There should be more of this experimental poetry on this site.
And thanks for the Likes, Frederick, Stephen and Branwell.

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