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'For mash get Smash' re-hash.

Only the crumbliest, flakiest

Finger of Fudge

Tastes like chocolate,

As soft as your face.

A totally tropical taste!

Very small and neat,

But not a ha’penny worth

Of difference.

Full of Cadbury’s goodness,

Never tasted before,

Kills all known germs. Dead

Fresh with the tang of citrus,

Like sixpence worth of heaven,

So give your kids a treat!

Tasty, tasty, very, very tasty…

 

Confronted by bitter reality,

I retreat into an underground shelter,

Stumbling on the debris from past

Commercial advertising campaigns,

Incessant linguistic bombardments,

Still littering my brain.

Insidious, clearly, yet more benign

Than geo-political paradigms.

 

What else can I say?

A poem a day

Helps me think, write and pray.

 

 

◄ Strong Box

Let Sleeping Poets Lie ►

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John Botterill

Mon 7th Mar 2022 10:18

Thanks Stephen A. , yes those advertisers certainly know how to get inside your head. I am still counting the calories from the various products they persuaded me to buy haha 😀

Thanks too, for the like Holden.😀

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Stephen Atkinson

Sun 6th Mar 2022 21:49

Haha love this, John. Why is it I remember more adverts than T.V. programmes...?

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John Botterill

Sun 6th Mar 2022 16:39

Lovely comment and reminiscence, MC. They definitely had something memorable! Thank you. 😊

Thanks for the application, Stephen. I've been wracking my brain to think of the Birds Eye strapline but it won't come! 😣 Adverts eh? Soon they will put programmes in between them 😂

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 6th Mar 2022 15:07

Memory time that shows just how successful the ad. campaigns
were - some even relied on rhyme for most effect. For example:
"You'll wonder where the yellow went.
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent".
Poet laureate stuff for the modern age 😁

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Stephen Gospage

Sun 6th Mar 2022 15:05

I think it was worth it, John. A wonderful antidote to all the bad news.
I once wrote a poem called 'Captain Bird's Eye' but I can't remember his catchphrase.

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John Botterill

Sun 6th Mar 2022 10:58

Haha. Yes, and they come from "Hudd-ers-field! Then they smash them all to pieces!!!"
Probably where he got his alien ideas from!
Thanks, Greg and thanks Kj for the like. 😀

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Greg Freeman

Sun 6th Mar 2022 09:20

I don't blame you for getting nostalgic for the ad slogans of yesteryear, John, in the circumstances. It's a nice collage, a mash-up. And talking of mash, I still remember the outrageous Cadbury's Smash adverts, when some aliens tried to persuade you that their dry, powdery substance was somehow better than the real thing. And doesn't the head alien remind you of a certain Russian leader?

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