ON A WINNER

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I used to try at Christmas Do’s

To sit beside some loser,

A woman who was desperate

With morals even looser;

With luck I’d get my end away

At worst that I might goose her.

 

These days I try to sit beside

A woman who’s much thinner

And if I manage this I’ll think

That I am on a winner;

Cos greedy sods like me all know

She’ll not eat all her dinner.

◄ SLIGHTLY DEAD

GAME THEORY ►

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John Coopey

Tue 25th Jan 2022 17:50

I am not yet follically challenged, MC.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 25th Jan 2022 16:37

Only half-true?! You'll be telling us next that you're not the guy
in the photograph!!! 😦

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John Coopey

Tue 25th Jan 2022 15:13

I confess, MC, only half of this is true!
And thanks for the Likes, Branwell, Holden and Stephen.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 25th Jan 2022 12:23

Bangers - and gnash? Reliable fun from this source.

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