Offensive Coordinator
Football teams have
Offensive Coordinators
who teach people
how to be offensive
using a chalk board
they outline the basics
hurling insults
offending people's sensibilities
making inappropriate noises
what fun it would be
to an Offensive Coordinator
to get paid for being Offensive
to me it comes naturally
so I applied for the position
but was turned down
they said I was only
fairly offensive
said I needed more practice
so now I am practicing
on my wife
and seem to be getting better
if I complete the regimen
I should be at my best
being Extremely offensive
although unemployable
because I'll be dead.
John Botterill
Wed 15th Dec 2021 09:33
Laugh out loud funny. Hilarious!
Much funnier than UK football...😂
Which is sad😥
Great work. Thanks dk. John