'Absolutely nothing to do with Brexit'
Shelves were empty in a Lidl yesterday.
When asked why, a manager said
it had absolutely nothing to do with Brexit.
(Repeat this refrain ad nauseam,
or ad infinitum, if you prefer)
We demand a rewrite!
We have to sort out the sausages
before the marching season.
Could this be the end of days?
I'm just asking for a friend ...