'Absolutely nothing to do with Brexit'

Shelves were empty in a Lidl yesterday. 

When asked why, a manager said 

it had absolutely nothing to do with Brexit. 

(Repeat this refrain ad nauseam,

or ad infinitum, if you prefer) 


We demand a rewrite! 

We have to sort out the sausages

before the marching season. 

Could this be the end of days?

I'm just asking for a friend ...  

◄ Believing

Sunrise ►


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John Coopey

Sun 5th Sep 2021 22:21

Something very enjoyable that 'Spoons are having supply shortages.

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 22nd Jul 2021 15:52

You said it, Greg. Great piece. Waitrose will be next. I think ad nauseam has a better ring about it.

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