So the court battles begins
Between Cuthbert and Colin
M&S take action against Aldi
I wonder who will win

In the war of caterpillars
Of the chocolate cake kind
It seems it’s all about the face
So similar you will find 

When we are celebrating
We never bother to bake 
We pop to the supermarket 
For a caterpillar cake 

There is so much choice 
Wiggles from Sainsburys, Curly from Tesco’s
Charlie from Coop, Morris from Morrison’s 
and Cecil from Waitrose

No matter where you are
For a birthday you can always find
A celebratory caterpillar 
Of the chocolate cake kind