N’didi says she’d like to meet me

“Hasty very soon”

She says she’ll come to Ingland

From her home in Cameroon.

 

She says she has such lovely eyes

And lovely, smile time teeth

She says that she’s a princest

As the dotta of the chief.

 

It seems that men of my age

Are something of a catch

To 18 year old virgins –

I think we’d make a match.

 

She really is in love with me

She emailed twice today,

A dozen times the day before

She’s smitten, I would say.

 

Although she comes from lineage

And is the royal heir

Her wealth lies in her tribal lands

She asks I send her fare.

 

She simple needs £800

I’ve transferred this amount

And followed it with details of

My Santander account.

 

I simply cannot wait to see

My lovely girlfriend soon

The royal Princess N’didi

From the land of Cameroon.