The once lardy lad from the Isle of Man

aggressive in the press because he can -

the evidence suggests pocket a win

in as many sprint finishes as nine.

The coveted pink jersey becomes him;

no better assertion of macho man

then to wear that prized colour with aplomb.

From the parliamentary democracy

Of Luxembourg, Andy Schrek I forsee

As contender for final victory.

His elder sibling Frank watches his back,

Guides him through the mountains, takes up the slack,

The duo take their place in history

Undisputed gods in the Grand Duchy.