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These poems

have proven to be 99.5% effective

in curing the blues

instilling laughter

postponing death


poetry overrides

the lack of zinc in your diet

also the lack of humor

in a humorless world


take one poem a day

on an empty stomach

they will settle your nerves

and fill the empty space in your life


if used on a daily basis

poetry can cure your ills

and prevent infection

poems will get you back to normal

if you ever were normal


spread it around

poetry is contagious.






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Stephen Gospage

Tue 24th Nov 2020 18:09

Yes. Perfect.

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 24th Nov 2020 16:07

Just be reminded in sober solicitation
There's a right and a wrong kind
Of available medication!

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Paul Sayer

Tue 24th Nov 2020 12:51

d. Don't say that even in jest
Boris and his cronies bound to insist
that masks must be worn wherever poets are around
their words are infectious our experts have found.

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