The day had finally come he was free to roam the streets, 
that was until that fateful cold Tuesday morning when he met his match…
it was a creature, half llama and halfcrocodile.
The Llama-dile shuffled upto the man, raised onto his hind legs and 
asked would he would like a glass of red or white wine
to which he replied 'Both!', but could you please...
help me… no-one sees the real me. 
All anyone wants from me is a woolly jumper and a handbag! 

(Attended tonight by Andy N, Amanda, Reggie, Antonia, Mike, Sarah and Lisa. Thanks to all for attending where we wrote a line each)