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For those of you with a less artistic bent than my good self I thought I would critique Rubens's masterpiece The Three Gracie Fields with a masterpiece of my own. A couple of the hoes are single mums already and have shamelessly brung their whelps along to the shag fest - a scene re-enacted most Saturday nights in the backyard of The Cock and Pullet, Donny.


An expanse of alabaster

Makes their bums seem even vaster

As they sported in the bower with a pair of horny swains;

A mut seems to be sniffing

At one’s arse which must be whiffing

But the boys are clearly thinking with their pricks and not their brains.




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John Coopey

Fri 2nd Oct 2020 17:00

If he was around today the PC police would be on his tail.
And thanks for the Like Kishore.

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 2nd Oct 2020 15:36

If Rubens was around today, he'd probably assume the name "Rude boy"! Another of his pictures - I think it was called "The daughters of
Lot" was featured in a very recent late night TV documentary about
the auction house Christie and their sale of it to the nouveau riche
that have appeared from places like China and Taiwan. I think it
sold for around thirty million £ to an unnamed buyer (they're very
secretive in the art world about these purchases).

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John Coopey

Thu 1st Oct 2020 22:54

He wouldn’t get away with it theses days, Stephen. (Rubens, I mean).
And Thankyou for the Like, Stephen Atkinson.

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Stephen Gospage

Thu 1st Oct 2020 17:16

Falls into the guilty pleasure category (the poem, I mean).

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